1. |
Hooter Ate the Map
03:56
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EO and Idee, lovers in space
Shock and horror
EO and Idee
Crashing and burning, out of control
Neverland Ranch is a mythical hole
Dirty and dancing with light dazzled shirt
Domo and Fuzzball
Rainbows and lasers are firing off
I’m Bog and you are Geex
Change the world
Netherworld
Change the world
EO
EO
EO
EO
EO
EO
EO
EO
Change the world
Netherworld
Change the world
Netherworld
EO
EO
EO
EO
EO
EO
EO
EO
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2. |
Juice Me Up
03:24
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Karma is a bucking twitch
I don’t even wanna hear your auction pitch
Every man has a butthole stitch
Karma is a barber’s itch
I’m just a boy looking for a tent to pitch
Always stuck with the best jock itch
Welcome destiny to youth
Every time you
Welcome destiny to youth
Welcome destiny to youth
Every time you do the dew
Welcome destiny to youth
Go
Karma is in perfect pitch
Grandma and her perfect crochet stitch
Parks and rec, Mark Brendanawicz
Welcome destiny to youth
Every time you
Welcome destiny to youth
Welcome destiny to youth
Every time you do the dew
Welcome destiny to youth
Go
Karma’s in the drainage ditch
Juice me up with lightning from ignition switch
Blessing me with curses from a Salem witch
Funny how the tides turn
When you’re Rooster Cogburn
Funny how the tides turn
When you’re Rooster Cogburn
Funny how the tides turn
When you’re Rooster Cogburn
Funny how the tides turn
When you’re Rooster Cogburn
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I want to catch you
I want to maim you
I will deconstruct you
I will grizzly bleed you
I am Nancy Drew
I make my own clues
Red in tooth and claw goo
Mane and lifeblood I bid adieu
Raining nails
No more happy trails
Raining nails
Raining nails
Imbibe biped cocktails
Raining nails
Robert stacking bodies
Santa called stating you’ve been naughty
Fangs inject dad’s hot toddy
Yeah, that’s what she said
Yeah, that’s what she said
Yeah, that’s what she said
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4. |
Problem Chilldren
02:53
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Got me like a trustee
In a trapeze with an amputee’s knees
Got me like a tepee
Got me like a trainee
In some capris from the hell that sent me
Got me like a draftee in a brain seize
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Now I know my ABC’s
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Got me like some cut cheese
In a light breeze as you sniff the…
Got me like a chickpea
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Now I know my ABC’s
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5. |
California Spanky
03:19
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Send me an angel
This pace is glacial
Send me an angel
These gloves; unstable
Banish the demon
Level skipping heathen
Banish Mario’s demon
Unbeaten
Walking backward
I’m walking backward
Talking backward
Walking backward
I’m walking backward
Walking backward
Flute!
Banish the demon
Cannot return to Eden
Banish the demon
Tournament we are legion
Walking backward
I’m walking backward
Talking backward
Walking backward
Talking backward
Walking backward
Flute!
Give me a reason
I can’t be beaten
Give me a reason
You are the demon
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6. |
Mr. Dumpling
03:54
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Walking into the room, oh here we go again
Getting our asses getting kicked, there go my Depends
Best hair in show, short in front, party in back
Sex appeal of his sack
Have no fear, Muscles and beard
Have no fear, Muscles and beard
We have no fear, Muscles and beard
We have no fear
Chuck’s here
Muscles and beard
Chuck’s here
Muscles and beard
Anger is his craft and party is his game
Once killed a guy because his hair was super lame
Champion of my heart, my soul, my balls, my mind
Sex appeal redefined
Have no fear, Muscles and beard
Have no fear, Muscles and beard
We have no fear, Muscles and beard
We have no fear
Chuck’s here
Muscles and beard
Chuck’s here
Muscles and beard
Reddest of hair, nothing less than debonair
Ending your life is a simple kick, a kick and punch affair
Eat chow mein
Eat chow mein
Eat chow mein
Eat chow mein
Eat chow mein
Do you
Want to
Be
Awesome?
Do you
Want to
Breathe?
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7. |
California Spanky (Demo)
02:21
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Son of a beach, ain’t nothing here out of reach
Palm trees and skinny jeans
Son of a beach, ain’t nothing here out of reach
Palm trees, tacos and beans
Sunlight on our cheeks, pale asses been burning for weeks
California dreaming, California dreaming
Sunlight on our cheeks, pale asses been peeling for weeks
California dreaming, California dreaming
Hollywood
California
Riverside
California
Idaho
California
Mexico
California
Hollywood
Ripperside
Mexico
Ciro wins Ibanez
Ciro wins Ibanez
Ciro wins Ibanez
Ciro wins Ibanez
Something’s wrong with California
The perfect weather, it should have warned ya
Something’s wrong with California
The perfect weather, it should have warned ya
California
California
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The (John) Candy California
The (John) Candy has been described as many things...a nostalgia machine, an embarrassment, sample-core, nostalgia-core, and
tribute-core.
All music is sampled from other hardcore/metal/djent/metalcore/etc. acts, woven into a nostalgic tapestry of movie quotes, and most recently, pop music of the era. The band has self-produced and released four additional EPs, one single, and two full lengths.
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