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Mary! I love you! Susan! I love you!
Girl!
So what are you doing back?
I thought back and thought about the things we used to do
It really meant a lot to me
Finally in a resting place
You are Swedish base to my ace
Encircled by your rad airspace
Sexy crash for which I must brace
Don’t stop to pump the bass
Ensnared by my hands to your face
Computer database
Parallel interface
You really mean a lot to me
I really mean that much to you?
You really mean a lot to me
Now I’m dating Kathy Bates
Caught up in dire straits
Challenging the myth of fates
Synced via lip in these United States
Can a guy get a break in these United States?
Can the boys get a break in these United States?
Pilatus Morvan
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Guide me to the one
At the center, I am the sun
Guide me to the one
Severe lack of fun
Cooked me so well that I’m overdone
Severe lack of fun
Eyes of glass will stun
Even with daggers you are undone
Eyes of glass will stun
Olivia Munn
Play on words, call it a pun
Olivia Munn
We are the ones who conquer
Hit me, vicious slaughter
We are the ones who conquer
Hit me
We are never
We are ever
Tootsie overrun
Battle axe has me undone
Tootsie overrun
Eyes peeled, bombing run
Wheels turn for the spell that you’ve spun
Eyes peeled, bombing run
We are the ones who conquer
Hit me, vicious slaughter
We are the ones who conquer
Hit me
We are never
We are ever
Burn
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The BioExorcist
05:31
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Worming - I’m back again
Shrunken head guy follows no trend
Tim Burton, back at it again
Festering with mouth sores
Mi mi amor - a jazzy tuned score
Settled in, sparkling rose adored
Forged in manic fire
Bluest blue and yellow conspire
So much for truth, ghostly liar
Never trust the living
Never
Trust the
Living
Never trust the living
Never
Trust the
Living
Don't mind her, she's still upset
Because somebody dropped a
House right on her sister’s head
Oh, how convenient, it’s house dropping season
It’s almost as if we don’t have a ceiling
Unworthy of any giving, call it a Dead Man’s misgiving
Try to make a living at the Dead Man’s misgiven Thanksgiving
Dig in, dig in, dig in
Dig in, dig in, dig in
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the
Harvard business school.
I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague
and had a pretty good time during that
I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES,
AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT
NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY
NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK
You think I'm qualified
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Glenn Gulia is such a dick, stupid little dance of an arrogant prick
Getting punched in the nose, in your business it will go
Robbie Hart
Robbed from the start
Robbie Hart
Robbing your heart
Best man
Better man
Best men
Better men
Julia Gulia, makin sexy moves on ya
Meatballs are in the hands of grandma’s best friend
Dude looks like a lady
Forbidden love
I’m sunny, you’re shady
Do you really wanna hurt me?
Do you really wanna make me cry?
Robbie Hart
Robbing your heart
Robbie Hart
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Ecto Cooler
04:14
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Egon Peter Winston Ray
Egon Peter Winston Ray
Egon Peter Winston Ray
Causing mayhem in my brain stem
Marshmallow man’s in AMPM
Causing mayhem
In my brain stem
Gotta stay puffed when days get rough
Stay Shia as you get Labeouf’d
Every time I see you in tight suede
Can’t help but think you are self-made
Every time you echo centigrade
Can’t help but think how Ecto’s made
Gathering in a quiet death bed
Gathering in a quiet death bed
Gathering in a quiet death bed
Gathering
Causing mayhem in the streets of New York
The devil’s children - tips of his pitchfork
Causing mayhem
Streets of New York
Every time I see you in tight suede
Can’t help but think how Ecto’s made
Slimer is my son
Slimer is my son
Slimer is my son
Slimer is my son
Two in the box, ready to go, we be fast and they be slow
We be fast
They be slow
Ready here we go
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The (John) Candy California
The (John) Candy has been described as many things...a nostalgia machine, an embarrassment, sample-core, nostalgia-core, and
tribute-core.
All music is sampled from other hardcore/metal/djent/metalcore/etc. acts, woven into a nostalgic tapestry of movie quotes, and most recently, pop music of the era. The band has self-produced and released four additional EPs, one single, and two full lengths.
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