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Mrs. NoogieBurger
02:51
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Come along with me on a road trip
Witness Mary Swanson and I’s courtship
Pack your bags, hit the road
Bag and tag Bobby Swanson - chode
You wanna know what really chaps my ass?
I’m a gas-man’s lover with a poor man’s heart
They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident
They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident
Bartender! Cripes!
One more time!
Walk the line!
Samsonite!
Walk the line!
One more time!
Samsonite!
One more time!
Walk the line!
Samsonite!
Walk the line!
One more time!
Samsonite!
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2. |
Ryu the Scorpion
02:44
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Up to here, I’ve had it again
Fatal and broken are my dreams
Showdown is soon, I’ll tell you when
Nihilistic murderers
Fits of rage you’re Johnny Caged
Ryu and Ken are fake best friends
Harpooning hearts, it’s Scorpion’s art
Meeting one’s end – say
Cammy and Chun-Li, Akuma, Sagat
M. Bison’s boss teaching Ayuken
All lazy soldiers called failure maggots
All frail humans
Ever think you’d be the one?
The one who falls apart
Ever think you’d equal none?
Say it with me
Victory, bribery, misery, inquiry, mystery, fallacy
Up to here, I’ve had it again
Fatal and broken are my dreams
Showdown is soon, I’ll tell you when
Nihilistic murderers
Claps of lightning, fingertips
Goro and Raiden together at last
As parents they’ve been judged unfit
Four arms that moved too fast
Victory, bribery, misery, inquiry, mystery, fallacy
There will be blood
There will be blood
There will be blood
Can’t stop, can’t stop the scarlet flood
There will be blood
It has begun
Can’t stop, can’t stop the crimson flood
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3. |
Michael Sanderson
02:56
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Up to here, I’ve had it again
Fatal and broken are my dreams
Showdown is soon, I’ll tell you when
Nihilistic murderers
Fits of rage you’re Johnny Caged
Ryu and Ken are fake best friends
Harpooning hearts, it’s Scorpion’s art
Meeting one’s end – say
Cammy and Chun-Li, Akuma, Sagat
M. Bison’s boss teaching Ayuken
All lazy soldiers called failure maggots
All frail humans
Ever think you’d be the one?
The one who falls apart
Ever think you’d equal none?
Say it with me
Victory, bribery, misery, inquiry, mystery, fallacy
Up to here, I’ve had it again
Fatal and broken are my dreams
Showdown is soon, I’ll tell you when
Nihilistic murderers
Claps of lightning, fingertips
Goro and Raiden together at last
As parents they’ve been judged unfit
Four arms that moved too fast
Victory, bribery, misery, inquiry, mystery, fallacy
There will be blood
There will be blood
There will be blood
Can’t stop, can’t stop the scarlet flood
There will be blood
It has begun
Can’t stop, can’t stop the crimson flood
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4. |
Johnny Utah
02:58
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Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us
Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us
Surfs up, shut up, need a little pick up
Got a little something from a pointless break up
We are all gonna have to die
Question’s not “how?” but “why?”
Yo, Johnny! See you in the next life!
Maybe I’ll have to take you as my wife
You are one radical son of a bitch!
Federal snitch
Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us
Want so bad it’s like acid in your mouth
Watch your rosy cheeks when the swell turns South
Little hand says it’s time to rock and roll
Dead presidents on a summer bankroll
Better back up Warchild, seriously
Watch waves wipe out mysteriously
Project weakness, promote violence
Roach’s going home in an ambulance
Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us
All hail Bodhi, the ghost of our most gracious host
Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us
Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us
Johnny Utah unites us
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Another cliché wasting away
We play finest gentlemen’s version of croquet
Confronted as Cujo’s buffet
A single voice
Backed by unbroken bond
A single voice
Backed by unbroken bond
Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer
Inside our circle - outside our sphere
Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer
Punishment eclipsed altogether severe
Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer
Inside our circle - outside our sphere
Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer
Punishment eclipsed
Another cliché wasting away
We play finest gentlemen’s version of croquet
Confronted by Cujo’s cousin
I shall punish Cerberus’ glutton
Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer
Inside our circle - outside our sphere
Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer
Punishment eclipsed altogether severe
Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer
Inside our circle - outside our sphere
Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer
Punishment eclipsed
These moments will be lost in time
Like tears in the rain
These magic moments can’t last forever
So now it’s time to die
These moments will be lost in time
Like tears in the rain
These magic moments can’t last forever
So now it’s time to die
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6. |
Tyler the MilkBreather
03:25
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I don't want to die without any scars
This is your life and it’s ending one moment at a time
We've all been raised on television to believe
You’re not special
You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake
You're the same decaying organic matter as everything
We've all been raised on television to believe
These things you used to own and now they own you
Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you
Only after disaster can we be resurrected
Once you've lost everything, you're free to do
SOS
Everything is falling apart
SOS
Nothing is static
SOS
Everything is falling apart
SOS
Nothing is static
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7. |
Maverick and Goose
04:04
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Fighting another day
Pointless directions dock Goose’s pay
Iceman explode and engage
Rising again, the golden age
Fighting another day
Tom and Maverick are one in the same
Highway to the danger zone
Fighting another day
Jester and Viper attend the buffet
Sweating like Cumberbatch
Volleys of missiles demand a rematch
Fighting another day
Kelly McGillis please take me away
Gonna take a highway to the danger zone
Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! Tom!
Fighting another day
Tending my man-do with aquanet spray
Failing like jet engines
Of Tomcats who got all of their revenge in
Fighting another day
Volleyball wet dreams, a hot dude buffet
Highway to the danger zone
Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! Tom!
Highway to the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Yeah!
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take a ride into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
Stuck!
Stuck!
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8. |
Paul Allen
03:22
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Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Fair enough, nobody told you
Slap a label on – Carnage, my Campaign
It’s a murderer’s official “how-to”
Little did they know that I saw the sign
Damn right it opened up my eyes
It read “Dorsia,” conscripted through bloodline
Paul Allen is in for a surprise
I just had to kill a lot of people
Chainsaws, rope burn, axes, knives, I want it all
Hey Paul! Hey Paul!
Chainsaws, rope burn, axes, knives, I want it all
Hey Paul! Hey Paul!
Hey Paul! Hey Paul, I want it all!
Hey Paul! Hey Paul, I want it all!
It’s hip to be square, give a lot to the less I care
I have to return some video tapes, but I promise I’ll do it with flair
I want, I want it all!
The order is too tall!
I just had to kill a lot of people
I just had to kill a lot of people
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9. |
Irv Blitzer
03:14
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Look in the mirror and tell me what you see
I see pride
I see power
Look in the mirror and tell me what you see
Power and pride
Hot but chill
Sped down a hill
Cool as I run
Jamaican takeover’s begun
Light a match
See what we see
Rasta rockett across the blue sea
Look in the mirror and tell me what you see
I see pride
I see power
Look in the mirror and tell me what you see
Coach says jump
We say “how high?”
We bait up your team with chanted battle cry
Pathetic and choking
We see you wheezing
I’m not smokin’
Turns out I’m freezin’
Power! Power! Power! Power! Power! Power!
Never gonna give up (give up)
Never gonna let up (let up)
Look in the mirror and tell me what you see
Look in the mirror and tell me what you see
Look in the mirror and tell me what you see
Look in the mirror and tell me what you see
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10. |
John McLane
03:20
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Nakatomi plaza will be your grave
Guns a blazing, Hans Gruber’s in for an epic sky wave
The blade of the razor cut too deep
Terrified of bodies as they explode
Dealer’s all in, permanent sleep
Christmas tree is rigged to explode
He has become your deliverer
Terrorist whisperer
Get rich or die tryin’, Die Hard or start cryin’
Make peace properly police
Sgt. Al Powell, he’s on the prowl
On the path for justice, trust us
Lycanthropy – a peak, a growing growl
Complete madness
Strength not sadness
Instantly bloodless
Ties that bind us
Complete madness
Strength not sadness
Instantly bloodless
Ties that bind us
John McLane
Synonym for pain
Chalk outline bloodstained
John McLane
Synonym for pain
Chalk outline bloodstained
John McLane
Synonym for pain
Chalk outline bloodstained
John McLane
Synonym for pain
Chalk outline bloodstained
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11. |
(John) Candy
04:41
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Not all heroes wear capes
Humility before the eulogy
We are grateful for your grace
Steadied hand in this world of lunacy
You were our cinema dad
A legacy of laughter thenceforth
Emblematic of the best we had
Comfort and rest, our star in the North
Every single breath we take
We draw closer to our own wake
Thank God we will see you again
Strange how we haven’t met our best friend
Your life was filled with meaning
John Candy – we are still grieving
Everything must be made right
We stand our ground and fight, fight, fight
You were our cinema dad
A legacy of laughter thenceforth
Emblematic of the best we had
Comfort and rest, our star in the North
We always love you and you are missed
The Angel’s trumpets sound through the clearing mist
We always love you and you are missed
The Angel’s trumpets sound through the clearing mist
We always love you and you are missed
The Angel’s trumpets sound through the clearing mist
Moving on is a myth
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The (John) Candy California
The (John) Candy has been described as many things...a nostalgia machine, an embarrassment, sample-core, nostalgia-core, and
tribute-core.
All music is sampled from other hardcore/metal/djent/metalcore/etc. acts, woven into a nostalgic tapestry of movie quotes, and most recently, pop music of the era. The band has self-produced and released four additional EPs, one single, and two full lengths.
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