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Orange County

by The (John) Candy

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1.
Mrs. NoogieBurger 02:51
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Come along with me on a road trip Witness Mary Swanson and I’s courtship Pack your bags, hit the road Bag and tag Bobby Swanson - chode You wanna know what really chaps my ass? I’m a gas-man’s lover with a poor man’s heart They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident Bartender! Cripes! One more time! Walk the line! Samsonite! Walk the line! One more time! Samsonite! One more time! Walk the line! Samsonite! Walk the line! One more time! Samsonite!
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Ryu the Scorpion 02:44
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Up to here, I’ve had it again Fatal and broken are my dreams Showdown is soon, I’ll tell you when Nihilistic murderers Fits of rage you’re Johnny Caged Ryu and Ken are fake best friends Harpooning hearts, it’s Scorpion’s art Meeting one’s end – say Cammy and Chun-Li, Akuma, Sagat M. Bison’s boss teaching Ayuken All lazy soldiers called failure maggots All frail humans Ever think you’d be the one? The one who falls apart Ever think you’d equal none? Say it with me Victory, bribery, misery, inquiry, mystery, fallacy Up to here, I’ve had it again Fatal and broken are my dreams Showdown is soon, I’ll tell you when Nihilistic murderers Claps of lightning, fingertips Goro and Raiden together at last As parents they’ve been judged unfit Four arms that moved too fast Victory, bribery, misery, inquiry, mystery, fallacy There will be blood There will be blood There will be blood Can’t stop, can’t stop the scarlet flood There will be blood It has begun Can’t stop, can’t stop the crimson flood
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Michael Sanderson 02:56
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Up to here, I’ve had it again Fatal and broken are my dreams Showdown is soon, I’ll tell you when Nihilistic murderers Fits of rage you’re Johnny Caged Ryu and Ken are fake best friends Harpooning hearts, it’s Scorpion’s art Meeting one’s end – say Cammy and Chun-Li, Akuma, Sagat M. Bison’s boss teaching Ayuken All lazy soldiers called failure maggots All frail humans Ever think you’d be the one? The one who falls apart Ever think you’d equal none? Say it with me Victory, bribery, misery, inquiry, mystery, fallacy Up to here, I’ve had it again Fatal and broken are my dreams Showdown is soon, I’ll tell you when Nihilistic murderers Claps of lightning, fingertips Goro and Raiden together at last As parents they’ve been judged unfit Four arms that moved too fast Victory, bribery, misery, inquiry, mystery, fallacy There will be blood There will be blood There will be blood Can’t stop, can’t stop the scarlet flood There will be blood It has begun Can’t stop, can’t stop the crimson flood
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Johnny Utah 02:58
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Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us Surfs up, shut up, need a little pick up Got a little something from a pointless break up We are all gonna have to die Question’s not “how?” but “why?” Yo, Johnny! See you in the next life! Maybe I’ll have to take you as my wife You are one radical son of a bitch! Federal snitch Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us Want so bad it’s like acid in your mouth Watch your rosy cheeks when the swell turns South Little hand says it’s time to rock and roll Dead presidents on a summer bankroll Better back up Warchild, seriously Watch waves wipe out mysteriously Project weakness, promote violence Roach’s going home in an ambulance Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us All hail Bodhi, the ghost of our most gracious host Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us Johnny Unitas, Johnny Utah unites us Johnny Utah unites us
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Benny "the Jet" Rodriguez 03:11
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Another cliché wasting away We play finest gentlemen’s version of croquet Confronted as Cujo’s buffet A single voice Backed by unbroken bond A single voice Backed by unbroken bond Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer Inside our circle - outside our sphere Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer Punishment eclipsed altogether severe Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer Inside our circle - outside our sphere Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer Punishment eclipsed Another cliché wasting away We play finest gentlemen’s version of croquet Confronted by Cujo’s cousin I shall punish Cerberus’ glutton Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer Inside our circle - outside our sphere Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer Punishment eclipsed altogether severe Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer Inside our circle - outside our sphere Gnash of teeth, sarcastic sneer Punishment eclipsed These moments will be lost in time Like tears in the rain These magic moments can’t last forever So now it’s time to die These moments will be lost in time Like tears in the rain These magic moments can’t last forever So now it’s time to die
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Tyler the MilkBreather 03:25
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I don't want to die without any scars This is your life and it’s ending one moment at a time We've all been raised on television to believe You’re not special You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake You're the same decaying organic matter as everything We've all been raised on television to believe These things you used to own and now they own you Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you Only after disaster can we be resurrected Once you've lost everything, you're free to do SOS Everything is falling apart SOS Nothing is static SOS Everything is falling apart SOS Nothing is static
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Maverick and Goose 04:04
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Fighting another day Pointless directions dock Goose’s pay Iceman explode and engage Rising again, the golden age Fighting another day Tom and Maverick are one in the same Highway to the danger zone Fighting another day Jester and Viper attend the buffet Sweating like Cumberbatch Volleys of missiles demand a rematch Fighting another day Kelly McGillis please take me away Gonna take a highway to the danger zone Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! Tom! Fighting another day Tending my man-do with aquanet spray Failing like jet engines Of Tomcats who got all of their revenge in Fighting another day Volleyball wet dreams, a hot dude buffet Highway to the danger zone Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! Tom! Highway to the danger zone Highway to the danger zone Yeah! Highway to the danger zone Gonna take a ride into the danger zone Highway to the danger zone Ride into the danger zone Stuck! Stuck!
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Paul Allen 03:22
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Did you know I'm utterly insane? Fair enough, nobody told you Slap a label on – Carnage, my Campaign It’s a murderer’s official “how-to” Little did they know that I saw the sign Damn right it opened up my eyes It read “Dorsia,” conscripted through bloodline Paul Allen is in for a surprise I just had to kill a lot of people Chainsaws, rope burn, axes, knives, I want it all Hey Paul! Hey Paul! Chainsaws, rope burn, axes, knives, I want it all Hey Paul! Hey Paul! Hey Paul! Hey Paul, I want it all! Hey Paul! Hey Paul, I want it all! It’s hip to be square, give a lot to the less I care I have to return some video tapes, but I promise I’ll do it with flair I want, I want it all! The order is too tall! I just had to kill a lot of people I just had to kill a lot of people
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Irv Blitzer 03:14
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Look in the mirror and tell me what you see I see pride I see power Look in the mirror and tell me what you see Power and pride Hot but chill Sped down a hill Cool as I run Jamaican takeover’s begun Light a match See what we see Rasta rockett across the blue sea Look in the mirror and tell me what you see I see pride I see power Look in the mirror and tell me what you see Coach says jump We say “how high?” We bait up your team with chanted battle cry Pathetic and choking We see you wheezing I’m not smokin’ Turns out I’m freezin’ Power! Power! Power! Power! Power! Power! Never gonna give up (give up) Never gonna let up (let up) Look in the mirror and tell me what you see Look in the mirror and tell me what you see Look in the mirror and tell me what you see Look in the mirror and tell me what you see
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John McLane 03:20
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Nakatomi plaza will be your grave Guns a blazing, Hans Gruber’s in for an epic sky wave The blade of the razor cut too deep Terrified of bodies as they explode Dealer’s all in, permanent sleep Christmas tree is rigged to explode He has become your deliverer Terrorist whisperer Get rich or die tryin’, Die Hard or start cryin’ Make peace properly police Sgt. Al Powell, he’s on the prowl On the path for justice, trust us Lycanthropy – a peak, a growing growl Complete madness Strength not sadness Instantly bloodless Ties that bind us Complete madness Strength not sadness Instantly bloodless Ties that bind us John McLane Synonym for pain Chalk outline bloodstained John McLane Synonym for pain Chalk outline bloodstained John McLane Synonym for pain Chalk outline bloodstained John McLane Synonym for pain Chalk outline bloodstained
11.
(John) Candy 04:41
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Not all heroes wear capes Humility before the eulogy We are grateful for your grace Steadied hand in this world of lunacy You were our cinema dad A legacy of laughter thenceforth Emblematic of the best we had Comfort and rest, our star in the North Every single breath we take We draw closer to our own wake Thank God we will see you again Strange how we haven’t met our best friend Your life was filled with meaning John Candy – we are still grieving Everything must be made right We stand our ground and fight, fight, fight You were our cinema dad A legacy of laughter thenceforth Emblematic of the best we had Comfort and rest, our star in the North We always love you and you are missed The Angel’s trumpets sound through the clearing mist We always love you and you are missed The Angel’s trumpets sound through the clearing mist We always love you and you are missed The Angel’s trumpets sound through the clearing mist Moving on is a myth

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released February 24, 2021

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The (John) Candy has been described as many things...a nostalgia machine, an embarrassment, sample-core, nostalgia-core, and tribute-core.

All music is sampled from other hardcore/metal/djent/metalcore/etc. acts, woven into a nostalgic tapestry of movie quotes, and most recently, pop music of the era. The band has self-produced and released four additional EPs, one single, and two full lengths. ... more

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