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March 20, 2020
00:58
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2. |
Quarantime Of My Life
03:52
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The end is extremely nigh
The best we do is in how we try
Fend for ourselves, comply
Glorification of spy vs spy
Spread of disease
Six feet apart, society restart
Solitude and sadness
Shocked by the utter madness
Searching for a respite
Moments have become so desperate
Undead in mentality
Opposing ends of neutrality
Cartoonish as Carrey
I’ll take my Vermouth with Sherry
Stabbing attacks as blades retract
I’m taken aback
I can’t stand or take this anymore
Infected, blighted sore
I can’t stand or take this anymore
Mistakes we’ve answered for
I can’t stand or take this anymore
We brought this war indoors
I can’t stand or take this anymore
More viral encores
I can’t take this anymore
I can’t stand this anymore
I can’t take this anymore
The end is now twice as nigh
On each other we must rely
Spread of disease, six feet apart
Society restart
I can’t stand or take this anymore
I can’t stand or take this
I can’t take this anymore
I can’t take it
I can’t stand this anymore
I can’t stand it
I can’t take this anymore
I can’t take it
I can’t stand or take this anymore
Infected, blighted sore
I can’t stand or take this anymore
Mistakes we’ve answered for
I can’t stand or take this anymore
We brought this war indoors
I can’t stand or take this anymore
I can’t stand or take this anymore
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3. |
B. B. S.
03:58
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One, two, Sixty-Four, Yeah
Take me back to the days when I didn’t have to think about
anything or anyone
Yeah, anyone
Permanent sleep sure does sound like a beautiful thing
for my miserable eternity
I just wanna forget
About everything and everyone
No more missteps
No more days in the sun
I just wanna forget
About everything and everyone
No more missteps
I am
Becoming
I am
I am becoming the nothing
Permanent sleep sure does sound like a beautiful thing
for my miserable eternity
Permanent sleep sure does sound like a beautiful thing
for my miserable eternity
I am
Becoming
I am
I am becoming the nothing
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4. |
Funky Butt Loving
03:55
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Take a chance and get me invested
Take a chance with the guy you detested
I love watching losers get bested
You let me in your game now call it infested
You can’t get any faster than me
Warrior of inhuman speed
Rookie of the year and I’m free
Brand new me
You can’t get any faster than me
Warrior of inhuman speed
Rookie of the year
Brand new me
Broken bones
Shattered stones
You can’t get any faster than me
Warrior of inhuman speed
Rookie of the year and I’m free
You can’t get any faster than me
Warrior of inhuman speed
Rookie of the year
Brand new me
Broken bones never stopped me
Broken bones never stopped me
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5. |
That's Not a Knife
03:05
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The size of my knife
Pales in comparison to my donger
Double zed
I’ll take the blade to your knackers
Dirty bastards come for me
I’ll leave your body floating in bondi cigar
And put you in my billy over campfire
Shark attacks and fits of rage
Killer instinct on the murders stage
Even with bull dust in my eyes
Aussie avenger
Put you in my blender
Aussie avenger
Tan your hide for my leather
Dirty bastards come for me
But don’t interrupt my brekkie
Shark attacks and fits of rage
Killer instinct on the murders stage
Even with bull dust in my eyes
Aussie avenger
Put you in my blender
Aussie avenger
Tan your hide for my leather
Facts find fiction falsely flagging foreign factions for fetid fact
Facts find fiction falsely flagging foreign factions
Australia
Greatest nation on Earth
Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, and Perth
Australia
Greatest nation on Earth
Adelaide, Cairns, Darwin, Canberra
“G’day mate” since birth
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6. |
Corona's Virus
03:05
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It ain’t free
Rally around the COVID tree
It ain’t free
Rally around the COVID tree
It ain’t free
Rally around the COVID tree
It ain’t free
Turbo man doll shall betray
Sink in the eyes
A tattoo will betray
Schwarzeneggergate
Terminator’s gaze
Ego will inflate
Will betray me
Will betray me
Rally around the Christmas tree
You know that TP, it ain’t free
Rally around the COVID tree
Rally around the COVID tree
You know that nineteen, it ain’t free
Rally around the COVID tree
You know that nineteen, it ain’t…
It ain’t free
Rally around the COVID tree
It ain’t free
Rally around the COVID tree
It ain’t free
Rally around the COVID tree
It ain’t free
Rally around the COVID tree
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Have heart or have a friend
Hope you didn’t come to pretend
Have heart or have a friend
Hope you didn’t come
Don’t even come to unbind
Divide divide divide
You’re not welcome inside
One side
Armed to the teeth, step aside
Combine
Divide
One side
Arms open wide
You’re not welcome inside
You’re not welcome inside
Combine
Don’t even come to unbind
Divide
You’re not welcome inside
Combine
Divide
One side
Arms open wide
Divided we fall
Together we stand
Divided we fall
Together we stand
Divided we fall
Divide
Combine
One side
Arms open wide
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8. |
Shooter McGavin
03:35
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Shoot me, Happy
He’s got the swing
He’s got the drive
He’s got the balls
All violent gentleman on call
Skating on thin ice
Rinks to the links
A gentleman’s game, pay the price
Sick jacket, have a drink
Sportsmanship’s wink
You aren’t invited to the rally
Gilmore to modern family
Julie Bowen my love
Etiquette’s anomaly
Where you going with my clubs?
My best friend Chubbs
Blades of steel - Severed
Take your skate - Reptilian
With this bottle
Stab someone
Just stay out of my way
You’ll pay
Listen to what I say
Just stay out of my way
You’ll pay
Listen to what I say
Just stay out of my way
You’ll pay
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
It’s a violent gentleman’s day by the bay
Are you too good for your home?
Go home
Are you too good for your home?
Go home
Are you too good for your home?
Go home
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Keep your eye on the barrel
It’s a smoking Christmas carol
Once upon a time an Elf named Ferrell
You better watch where you point that thing
I wasn’t asking, I know it stings
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Reminds me of Spring’s first lasting dew
Slay, Sleigh, Slay
Slay, Sleigh, Slay
Slay, Sleigh, Slay
You’ll shoot your eye out!
You better watch where you point that thing
I wasn’t asking, I know it stings
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Reminds me of Spring’s first lasting dew
Slay, Sleigh, Slay
Slay, Sleigh, Slay
Slay, Sleigh, Slay
Slay, Sleigh, Slay
Here comes Santa
To ruin your day
He arrived last night
Motto is – Slay, Sleigh, Slay
Slay, Sleigh, Slay, Slay, Sleigh
Slay, Sleigh, here comes Santa
You’ll shoot your eye out
You better watch where you point that thing
You’ll shoot your eye out
I wasn’t asking, I know it stings
Here comes Santa to ruin your day
Slay, Sleigh, Slay
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10. |
Camp Hope
03:19
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Our Camp Hope
Might of Thor
A workout trope
Wipe up our floors
He’s Tony Perkins
Sad Infomercial
Upon us kids lurking
Highly controversial
Once upon a midnight dreary
While I pondered, weak and weary
Lars came rapping
Rapping at my chamber door
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more”
Our Camp Hope
Might of Thor
A workout trope
Wipe up our floors
He’s Tony Perkins
Sad Infomercial
Once upon a midnight dreary
While I pondered, weak and weary
Lars came rapping
Rapping at my chamber door
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more”
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11. |
Party On
03:38
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Wayne and Garth are
Two of the greatest stars
Dana and Mike
Sphincter says take a hike
We won’t take it
Silhouettes and throats slit
We won’t take it
Galileo, King Grit
We won’t take it
Bow down and we submit
Wayne’s World
Party time
Excellent
Wayne’s World
Party time
Excellent
Tia Carrere
Hungry eyes, mascara
My Cassandra
You don’t have the right to talk to me freely
We’d headline all rock concerts ideally
Bow down we say, we’re not worthy, no really
We’d headline all in all in all we fall
You don’t have the right to talk to me freely
We’d headline all rock concerts ideally
Bow down we say, we’re not worthy, no really
We won’t take it
Silhouettes and throat slits
We won’t take it
Galileo, King Grit
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12. |
Lidless Eye
02:39
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Here we go
Come with me
Take a ride
In my dreams
Modjeska
Basilica
A great oak
Campfires and creatures
Unsolved mysteries
LOTR, a triple feature
Amalgamation of my history
Asleep by fire and fever
Dual’s winter witchery
Dark demons
Goats slit open
Descending, deepen, up the slope, then in
Stop
Stop
Stop
All I need is you and me
You and me
You and me
You and me
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13. |
October 31st
03:47
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Aliens exist, they hide in your bunk
I just wanna go up to my shack and get drunk
Weird and pissed off
Our unwelcome guest
Freddy wants to talk to you
His guise, dark skies, his prize
The Thing is inside
Ten eyes, moonrise, surprise!
Jigsaw’s game of sinew and corkscrews
Victor, ascent, lament
A devil took over, you knew
Repent
Lie in bed, illuminate nocturne’s beam
What happened to the concept of daydreams?
Blades of his hands
Ushered in bloodstream
Freddy wants to talk to you
His guise, dark skies, his prize
The Thing is inside
Ten eyes, moonrise, surprise!
Jigsaw’s game of sinew and corkscrews
Victor, ascent, lament
A devil took over, you knew
Repent, repent, repent
Failing the blood test
Living failures at rest
Black sun betwixt east and west
Failing the blood test
Living failures at rest
Living failures at rest
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The (John) Candy California
The (John) Candy has been described as many things...a nostalgia machine, an embarrassment, sample-core, nostalgia-core, and
tribute-core.
All music is sampled from other hardcore/metal/djent/metalcore/etc. acts, woven into a nostalgic tapestry of movie quotes, and most recently, pop music of the era. The band has self-produced and released four additional EPs, one single, and two full lengths.
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